Henry Boardshort

Henry. The name somehow sounds better when you say it through clenched teeth. That’s because it’s a strong and solid name, and I bet you just tried saying it through clenched teeth. Powerful. We chose a green that steers clear of ‘Green Apple Pop Rocks’ green, but it’s also darker than a military fatigue. The green is faintly interrupted with some equal-armed crosses or ‘plus signs,’ a symbol which originally meant peace, balance, and more. My old college roommate used to tell girls he met that his name was Henry. Why? Because his name was Jared, and Henry just sounds like the name of a better-looking man with a full head of hair, a strong handshake, and a really good future in advertising.

Bottom Line: A solid fit, four-way stretch, actual zipper-fly closure, front pockets, zippered back pocket with an elastic loop for your keys and enough leg for the honeys while still allowing some room for the imagination. We also went a little further and made sure the rise hits you perfectly on the waist so that you can comfortably move and frolic knowing we’ve got you covered.