James Boardshort

James. We tried our best, but unfortunately were denied access to James Dean’s iconic denim jacket in order to faithfully replicate the perfect hue of blue. We got pretty close though. But we weren’t satisfied with just a rock-solid shade of blue. Look closely, my friends, and you will see that we unscrupulously added some most bodacious waves to the pattern. James looks right at home with hair that’s a bit too long, cheap sunglasses, and some cigarettes rolled into the sleeve of the perfect white tee shirt. Also, you should consider quitting smoking, it’s a terrible habit, amigo.

Bottom Line: A solid fit, four-way stretch, actual zipper-fly closure, front pockets, zippered back pocket with an elastic loop for your keys and enough leg for the honeys while still allowing some room for the imagination. We also went a little further and made sure the rise hits you perfectly on the waist so that you can comfortably move and frolic knowing we’ve got you covered.